everyone in California is either gonna die of dehydration in a drought or burn up in a wildfire, your in-n-out burger and snotty sense of superiorty bullshit wont save u this time fuckers
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Yea maybe im gonna burn but im gonna rise from the ashes and eat in n out and tell u how good it is
the signs as things from California
- Aries: Pixar Animation Studios
- Taurus: Hollywood Walk of Fame
- Gemini: Alcatraz Island
- Cancer: Golden Gate Bridge
- Leo: In-N-Out burgers
- Virgo: Yosemite National Park
- Libra: Golden State Warriors
- Scorpio: Universal Studios Hollywood
- Sagittarius: The Ellen DeGeneres Show
- Capricorn: Apple Inc.
- Aquarius: San Francisco Giants
- Pisces: Disneyland
Things Californians get excited about
- Rain
- When avocados are on sale
- When it’s Raining
- Going to In-n-Out
- When water falls from the sky
y’all think this is a joke? once it rained at the end of the school day and we all ran, hugged, screamed, and danced around as if we had all just won the lottery
California sounds like the ending of Holes
california if you win this for us i will listen to you talk about weed and in n out all day every day for the next 4 years
Stereotypes ABT the USA that are true
- East Coast: it's not a philly cheesesteak unless you're in Philly
- Midwest: I learned to grow corn in school but not how to put on a condom
- Florida: 'Gaters
- South: A dude with a rifle on his back bought enough Whataburger to kill a small elephant. He's in his truck alone.
- West coast: brah lets go get some in-n-out.
